What Women Really Mean

In religion, there are seven deadly sins that everyone must deal with sooner or later: Gluttony Greed Sloth Pride Envy Wrath Lust In relationships, there are five deadly questions that every guy must deal with sooner or later: Does this dress make my ass look fat? How many women have you slept with? Should I get a boob job? Do you think I'd make a good prostitute? How the hell do I get her to sign the pre-nup? Forget about Dr. Phil, Wayne, Laura, Dr. Ruth, and all of the other relationship gurus: read this book and learn how to maintain control of your own personal situation.