Wankernomics

*** THE INSTANT SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER ***Readers love Wankernomics: 'Laugh out loud funny.' Reader review 'Brilliant! This book is hilarious for anyone in the corporate world of nonsense.' Reader review 'I am now better positioned to deliver scalable, low-noise, high-impact verbal outputs - at pace.' Reader review THE HILARIOUS, MUST-HAVE HANDBOOK FOR ANYONE WHO HAS HAD TO ENDURE THE BULLSH*T OF THE MODERN WORKING WORLD.Are you a total failure at work? Do you struggle with simple tasks like using the phrase 'moving forward' in every email? Have you never used the word 'synergies' in a LinkedIn post? You need W*nkernomics.Picture the scene. You're sitting in a meeting at work. Your colleagues are deep in serious discussion. Terry says he wants an end-to-end, digital-first solution by COB Friday. Fiona says she'll have to take that offline and circle back later. And then quite suddenly, you catch yourself thinking, 'hang on... what the f*ck are they talking about?' Like, seriously, what do those words even mean?W*nkernomics is for anyone who has ever been told to reach out, touch base, drill down, or optimise their ducks on the same songsheet. Learn how to:* Navigate endless meetings* Master passive aggressive emails* Outmanoeuvre your colleagues with nothing more than an obnoxious LinkedIn profile, a pack of Post-it Notes and the phrase 'circle back'.W*nkernomics will help you navigate workplace hell like a boss.