Uncle John's Creature Feature Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!

Get ready to walk on the wild side!Once upon a time, Uncle John set his ghouls on a task to create three new For Kids Only! books: Strange & Scary, Wild & Woolly, and Under the Slimy Sea. But then a giant green creature oozed out of the muck and gobbled them all up! And what did that horrible thing spit out? This book--Creature Feature! Its bubbling over with more than 400 pages of blood-curdling facts, gut-wrenching activities, cringe-inducing jokes, and head-spinning true stories--all made even more icky by all the freaky photographs and illustrations. Whether it walks, limps, gallops, flies, crawls, swims, or just sits there and makes fart noises--chances are youll encounter it in Creature Feature. So have a spooky good time checking out . . . * The World's Smelliest Sneaker * Dog-sized horses and horse-sized dogs* The great ball of snot* An armadillo invasion and a turtle traffic jam* Zombies, Bigfoot, and the mothman* How to make your own mummy* Why polar bears don't eat penguins* Vengeful ghosts and haunted castles* And much more!Don't say we didn't warn you.