Uncle John's All-Purpose Extra Strength Bathroom Reader

Why is our lucky 13th edition All-Purpose? Uncle John himself explains: You can read this Bathroom Reader anywherein the obvious spot, in bed or, heck, by the pool or at work. Why Extra-Strength? Because of the mountains of research gathered, you can guess where, by our crackpotI mean hotshotstaff. Yes, APES (as we affectionately call it at the BRI) is filled to the rim with more than 500 pages of amazing facts, quotes, history, myths, brain teasers, origins, celebrity gossip, and our powerful brand of uncanny humor. Here are 13 reasons to read this book:1. Triskaidekaphobia, the fear of ten plus three2. Military surplus: The story of carrot cake3. The real-life inspiration behind Dracula4. Going Ape: The history of Tarzan 5. People who married themselves6. Politically incorrect toothpaste7. Legendary business blunders8. Hollywoods biggest bombs9. Wide world of weird sports10. Dog food for thought11. The birth of the CD12. Dumb criminals13. Zappas LawAnd much, much more!