Tim's Bon Mots

Now in its 8th edition!

Bon Mots? Yes, you know - witticisms, aphorisms, zingers, one-liners..

We've been collecting such clever sayings for decades and eliminated those that are too common, too corny, or just not clever enough.

The goal of this book is to become the repository of the kind of repartee that you wish you could remember and have ready for just the right time.

Heard a good one? Submit it to timsbonmots@gmail.com and share the wealth. This is "wiki wit" wealth. If we include it in the next print or e-book edition we'll share right back at you and send you a PayPal payment for $10.00. (The original authors of the lines in this book are long forgotten, so it seems better to make all the lines in this book available for everyone to claim credit. Therefore, we won't attribute your line to you.)

Looking for the dirty or hateful ones? Insults not insulting enough for you? To protect tender minds, we have restricted that stuff to the e-book edition. But please! Use Bon Mots for good, not for evil.