Tim Odlum Be Like

Things spill out of Tim Odlum's brain and trickle into the world...

In the bockety world of Tim Odlum people look at you through their mouth. You could be a demon slayer one day, a not-very-good goalpost the next. In this world a boy puts his trousers on back to front and walks into himself, and you can get in trouble because of toast, or because of a hairy heart - or because you shredded a copybook by being too heavy-handed when ruling the margins with a red ballpoint pen.

In this world a witch will often swoop down on her broomstick and carry a child off up into the clouds.