The Void

So... I Died. Cool.

Look, people have varying ideas on what happens after death. From Heaven, Hell, reincarnation, eternal nothingness, whatever it may be. Hate to break it to you, but in this world, they're all wrong (kind of).

Heaven? Real. Gorgeous. Full of good vibes and angels with god complexes. Hell? Still flames, still drama, but now it's got a schedule. However, there is free Wi-Fi (available only on Sundays, though).

Reincarnation? Possible, but you'll have to go through a process that makes the DMV feel like a playground. And then there's The Void-the cosmic city for the more complex souls. Beautiful, yet eerie, but deeply unsettling if you scratch beneath the surface.

This is a story, not a fully fleshed-out one, but still a story about a man who woke up dead and started asking too many questions. (i.e., Me)

So yeah... welcome to the afterlife.