The Turkey

Micky and Sheila are a middle-aged couple whose marriage is going nowhere. In order to save their relationship Micky buys a campervan and they set off across Europe for the adventure of a life-time. During the course of their travels they inadvertently become involved in a daring jewellery heist, which is committed by a disgraced member of the nobility and his gang of petty villains. Through an unfortunate accident, Micky and Sheila find themselves in possession of 32 million pounds' worth of stolen swag. In an effort to clear their names and return the priceless heirloom to its right owner, they recruit the help of their friends, Jan and Tom. Jan is a local nutter, who having recently completed a course via the internet, now believes she has psychic powers. Tom is the vainest young man on the planet, who as a child believed that mashed potato was invented by Martians.