The Skipper

THE SCHIPPER'S INTERNATIONAL SWEARBOOK"For when normal words fail... insult like a pro - in 100 languages."

Ever wanted to tell someone off... in Finnish?

Curse like a pirate in Italian?

Say "f*** you" with elegance in French?

Or confuse someone with the most absurd insults in 100 languages?

Well, here it is: the most pointless, ridiculous, and absolutely essential book you never knew you needed.

This A7-sized pocketbook ("The dimensions may not be accurate.") is your ultimate survival guide for:

awkward conversations

annoying colleagues

loud neighbors

stubborn in-laws

political speeches

customer service calls

and those moments when words just... fail.

What's inside?100+ ways to say "f*** you" around the world

Middle fingers in full color

Random rebellious pictures with zero educational value

Text so small you'll need a magnifying glass

Completely AI-free (unless AI hacked it, which it probably did)

?? Warning: This book is not for babies, saints, sensitive souls, or corporate meetings.

It is strictly intended for mature audiences aged 32 and up - ideally those with low IQ, high sarcasm, zero patience, and a massive sense of humor.

Perfect gift for: Grumpy grandpas

Weird friends

Lonely truckers

Office rebels

Dictators in training