The really really really sensible guide to cruising

Graham Clifford's best selling (fingers crossed) book 'THE REALLY REALLY REALLY SENSIBLE GUIDE TO CRUISING' is finally available Funny and insightful, this amazing publication gives you the low down on everything you could possibly want to know about cruising - from which cruises to book, what to wear on formal nights through to how much you should tip the author. Marvel at the in depth port guides which go behind the scenes and give information that will no doubt be invaluable when trying to buy an ape in Gibraltar, joining the Swiss Guard in the Vatican City, securing a seat in the theatre or simply trying to pronouce Civitavecc Civiteche Chivit Civetath er..Rome. The book is packed with a host of handy tips, advice, photo's and (probably) genuine fake interviews with cruise staff from lowly Captains right up to their bosses, the Cruise Directors.