The Quack Quack Diaries

He's a very small duck in a very BIG world Dick & Jane books were never like this... but, probably SHOULD have been See Quack Quack lay an egg, join the army, get possessed, go to prison, get a job, write a novel, contend with The Raven, The Santa Claus Bandit, a bout of amnesia, some Martians, a run for mayor and the triumphant return of Cap'n Quack Our boy Quack Quack even goes * shudder * streaking Then, our fine feathered fowl fellow goes to college, joins the football team, becomes BMOC, graduates and goes on a job search, exploring careers as a cab driver, secret agent, graphic novelist and an independent filmmaker Duck, Quack Quack, duck