The Plot Wasn't Supposed To Be Self-Aware

The third and final installment (probably) of the Dungeons & Dorks trilogy drags our lovable disaster crew-The Crimson Valor, or whatever they're calling themselves now-through the unraveling edges of reality itself.

Things were already weird. Then time skips started happening. Mirrors stopped reflecting. The dog barked at fate and won. Somewhere between a haunted tea party, a bardic dance-off, and a war against their own deleted pasts, the plot remembered it was, in fact, a plot-and promptly lost its mind.

Elias swears someone is reading. Zibberick knows too much. Guido finally gives up saying "oh boy." And yes, everything breaks. On purpose.

This is a book about endings, chaos, and the unlikely possibility that maybe-just maybe-even complete misfits can earn their name.

Even if no one agrees what that name actually is.