The Lost Compass

Do you like gripping tales of adventure coated in humor and wit? Do you like books that break writing conventions and whose rulebreaking may one day be studied in classrooms as a commentary on literary tropes? Do you like hot chocolate with marshmallows the size of candy? If you answered "yes" to at least ¾ of those questions, then this book may or may not be for you. But be warned: if you don't start to not stop reading it, or if you cannot not stop not reading it aloud or nonetheless some such-that is to say, if at any point, under any circumstances or for any reason, or towards any individual-you have been warned. Enjoy!