The Giant Book of Dirty Limericks

Grossly irreverent and far from politically correct, the humor in these X-rated jokes is equaled only by their amazingly clever wording. The limerick form is complex, Its contents deal mainly with sex.It burgeons with virginsAnd masculine urgin's, And a wealth of erotic effects. A girl with magnificent tits, When dancing would wiggle her hips;A wonderful flirt, She'd lift up her skirt, And exhibit her sensuous lips. The nipples of young Miss Hong Kong, When excited were twelve inches long.This embarrassed her lover, Who was pained to discoverShe expected no less of his dong."