The Adventures of Joe the Space Pirate

The complete Joe the Space Pirate series, abridged, including, I Love My Glock, I Love My LearJet, I Love My Buick, I Hate the Sasquatch, I Hate the FBI, and I Hate the King of the World. In a secret version of human civilization the rest of humanity cannot be a part of, Joe is a pirate in space, travelling the stars in a LearJet spaceship, delivering contraband to miners working off-world, and getting himself into one adventure after another, ultimately discovering the greatest adventure in the Universe is not what you're doing while in your human body, but just the fact that you are in a human body.