Sparkity Bonkins

Sparkity Bonkins quits her cherished copywriting job when the ad agency decides to have a child genetically engineered to love soda excessively in order to be a spokeschild for Boyle's Blue Fizz. Years later, after developing an absurd prayer habit while working at a dime store, Sparkity discovers the child at a baseball game with a group from a children's home and later adopts him despite his endearing behavior problems oriented around liking blue things.