Sitting Not So Pretty

Blood is said to be Thicker than Water, but, if it is not Family, what happens then? Adoptive daddies,

underground numero uno Brian Amberley-Duval and hatchet man Archibald (Archie) Amberley-Duval

have no idea what they are undertaking when adopting twins Louisa and Lawrence along with South

African born Phineas, and what follows with their Final Curtain - a derelict former cinema brought

back to life by its growing audience of unwilling skeletons.

Aided and abetted by the likes of Alfonso Hernández and colleague Thomas Mayhew, ticket sales

soar as old scores are settled, and vendettas vanquished. Enter The Jolly Dodger a houseboat

literally "in the pink - and Dickie Smuts, a reincarnated Artful Dodger - and let the show begin.

Adding to the colourful collection of bad guys and their molls, are armless but certainly not harmless

South African rumbustious stellar skellum Jengo Botha and Donder, aka Rhino, his loyal lumbering

sidekick. South Africa's answer to Bonnie and Clyde, young Umtali Gweru and Bobbi (Munster)

Miller. English grandee-cum-drug lord, Stamford Cripps. The sagacious Lady Louella Loveday and the

charming Monsieur Henri Coulon along with a series of strange happenings involving doctored

tennis balls, a pair of deceptive pugs, cement and concrete mixers and more.

Prepare to be riveted to your seats.