Saint Drusilla's Plight

The town of Adlerburgh is no stranger to crime and bizarre events. In the latest mind boggle, a well-loved nun known to the population as "Saint Drusilla" has seemingly flipped her veil and began tormenting the citizens. This stirs the attention of two rival gangs who compete to obtain Drusilla's newly acquired sinister power. Wait, you almost forgot about the lunatics that are abducting the women of Adlerburgh. I think you need some supplements or something. There's only one person who can overcome the approaching evil. The hero that nobody wants, but she doesn't care: Regina Banger. Read as the cat communicator herself bumbles, flubs, and muffs her way into saving the day. If you don't like it then sorry about your skunk, hon bun.