Retired, Not Expired

Retired, Not Expired

The perfect funny gift for anyone who's traded their briefcase for biscuits.

Retirement isn't the end - it's just the beginning of the best chapter yet. Whether you're newly retired, almost there, or shopping for someone who's about to hang up their work shoes, this joyful little book is packed with 100 light-hearted, practical, and laugh-out-loud ideas to help you embrace life after work.

Inside you'll find:

✅ Cheeky mindset shifts to make mornings feel like weekends

✅ Gentle prompts to help you slow down (without guilt)

✅ Creative, no-pressure hobbies to try just for the fun of it

✅ Thoughtful reflections on how to enjoy the little things

✅ And zero advice about how to "stay productive" - you're done with that now

Perfect for birthdays, retirement parties, or just-because gifts, Retired, Not Expired celebrates the humour, freedom, and possibility that come with saying "I'm out" to the 9-to-5.

Because life's too short not to nap at 2pm.