Pu$$y Nation

America went from producing men who could build skyscrapers to producing soy boys who can't change a lightbulb without an emotional support animal. We've turned from a nation of farmers and fighters into a nation of feelings and pronouns-where hurting someone's emotions is considered a war crime.

With the razor-sharp wit of Dennis Miller and the brutal honesty of George Carlin, Pu$$y Nation delivers a politically incorrect autopsy of how America went from storming beaches to storming Starbucks when they misspell your name on a soy latte.

This savage takedown reveals:

• Why telling someone to "grow a pair" is backwards-vaginas push out watermelon-sized humans while balls crumble from a light breeze

• Why Big Ag turned your drinking water into a chemical cocktail that's slowly turning American men into limp-dick pansies with lower T-levels than their grandmothers

• How universities became expensive daycare centers where your oppression points matter more than your IQ and Asian kids get rejected for being too good at math

• How dudes in sports bras are dominating women's athletics like King Kong competing in a middle school talent show

• How metrosexual "hunters" stalk wild ribeye in the frozen grocery aisle but need therapy after seeing where chicken nuggets actually come from

This book skewers every sacred cow in the American pasture. But here's the kicker: buried beneath the brutal comedy is a survival guide for reclaiming your health, sanity, and sovereignty in a world designed to keep you weak, sick, and compliant.

Warning: Contains more uncomfortable truths than a colonoscopy and twice the laughs.