Pushin' Cushions

Dennis J. Rance has been under immense pressure since being chosen as the Vice Presidential Candidate. His running mate is a dumpster fire, his wife left him, and he's working 90 hours a week. He desperately needs a break, and decides it's time to take care of himself for once.

So what's a man to do when he's alone and needs release? Well, Dennis is a little...different. When his unusual "usual" methods fail, it's time to indulge in one of his most forbidden desires. It worked for him in college with that ratty old couch, and this new one is just so plush.

But Dennis doesn't know this furniture has a sinister secret of its own...

Pushin' Cushions is a parody sentient object romance intended for audiences over 18 years old. This story contains intimate relations between a human man and demon-possessed furniture. Check interior content considerations for a full list of information, and read at your own risk!