Pulled Off at Half-Time

Pulled Off at Half-Time is the ultimate collection of hilarious comic offerings delivered by figures in football. No one can dispute that footballers have provided some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport.

Inspired by England maverick Rodney Marsh's risqué exchange with Sir Alf Ramsey, Pulled Off at Half-Time is packed with more than 750 quotes on all aspects of the game from and about the most famous names in football.

'I might have faults, but I am not a bighead' - Wayne Rooney, as modest as ever!

'In football, the only game I know is the 90-minutes game. It's not mind games; I don't try to do that' - Jose Mourinho... really?

'For me it is enough that I have the first and last word' - Jurgen Klopp.

'I think sometimes the best training is to rest' - Cristiano Ronaldo.