Pissants

Nothing like this has ever happened at a footy club. Honest. The embittered fringe players of an unnamed football clubfollow rules of their own. Kidnapping a teammate's dog for agag. Taking potent painkiller suppositories to get throughthe living nightmare of a sponsors' event. Ticking off theirPissants bingo cards to survive the weirdness of meetings withthe club psych. Fangs, Stick, Squidman and Shaggers speak ina cryptic code of inside jokes and WhatsApp exchanges,chained to each other by their place on the outskirts of the team. Together, these characters present a jaw-dropping snapshotof life within the chaotic world of a professional sports club.The psychotic rituals. The dementing cliches. The adulation.The pressure. The broken staff. The despair. The towering egos.The flatlining sexual encounters. The life-savingfriendships.Trainspotting gets munted with A Visit from the Goon Squadin Ted Lasso's Front Bar in this brutally hilarious, unhingedand at times surprisingly moving insider's glimpse intoone anonymous footy club and what might happen behind theheadlines, off the field and out of sight.