Percy's Been Probed

Slightly less offensive than the previous volumes, Percy Gets Probed and Percy Already Got Probed. Some of these could even be children's stories, albeit sweary children's stories. As with the previous volumes, we have here a mixture of fantasy, horror, comedy and coming-of-age, all told through the the lens of the author's myopic lazy eye. Praise for Percy Gets Probed Volumes One and Two: "The words start at the beginning and don't stop until the very end " "If you like marks on paper then these are the books for you." "Like no other books I've ever read. And thank goodness for that." "Percy Gets Probed makes Baby Jesus cry. I mean cry even more than usual. Jesus was a colicky baby. Not many people know that." "After the first volume, I didn't think it could possibly get any worse. But then it did. Please tell me there won't be a third." "Is this what passes for writing these days?" "I didn't read them so I should really have no opinion but I hate them anyway." "I love the smell of fresh ink. I could sniff these books all day "