Parental Guilt: The Day Sam Sued His Parents For 1.4 Million, Just 'Cos.

Aged 17, on the day he left home for university, Sam announces to his parents they will never see him again; that's how much he resented his childhood. They do not hear from him again until thirty years later, when he takes them to court claiming his upbringing was so negligent that it had resulted in a lifetime of ill health and underachievement and he deserves compensation.

Based on a true story.

Reviews of Parental Guilt (the author's comments in brackets)

'At least it's better than his other books.' (Thank you, but why did you read more than one?)

'Perfect. Simply perfect.' (Thanks mum. You do know that Gina is based on you, right? Mum?)

'I laughed and then shed a tear within the space of one paragraph.' (Meds are available for that.)

'This book blew me away. It is inconceivable I will read a better book this year.' (This from an actual critic!)

'It carries its profundity lightly. ...not afraid to entertain us royally, I luxuriated in every page.' (A book prize judge. The book came second. What a stitch up.)

'Two things done to perfection. Burger... and fries.' (No hang on, that's a review for the burger chain Five Guys.)

'Anyone who remembers the 60s and 70s will have a blast. Anyone who doesn't, will be grateful for their lucky escape.' (Yeah, that was kind of what I was going for.)

'I laughed and laughed again.' (That too.)

'This is book of the year. If you disagree, you will need to talk to the hand.' (Again, an actual critic. Go me!)

'Just get a copy, then clear your day to read it.' (Yes, please do that. And let me know how you get on.)