OUCH! Cocktails & Poems So Bad They Hurt: Mug & Mali's Miscellany, Volume 81

Here's what you get in Mug & Mali's newest full color, profusely illustrated volume, OUCH! Cocktails & Poems So Bad They Hurt:

96 brand new entirely unpalatable fatal cocktail recipes (such as Flaming Snake Stomper, Arctic Assassin, Sewage Storm, Bird Striker, Flaming Weasel, Raccoon Kaboom); 31 spiteful cocktail poems; 74 bar jokes and inane quotes; 26 injuriously false factoids ("A kangaroo can jump off a 600 foot building, but only once." "The IRS Employee Tax Manual has instructions for collecting post-nuclear war radiation taxes." "Alcohol can be distilled from just about anyone." "Every day, the average person swallows about a quart of snot."); auto-generated surrealist jokes and collages; Dada art and writings; Bad Bad Brews; Home Bars; Cocktail Revolutionaries; Bar School Dropouts; Dada Sciences; Dispopular Dadaist Hobbies; and so much more. Hand over your cold cash now, and get Mug & Mali'sOUCH! Cocktails & Poems So Bad They Hurt, the latest brazen, cheeky concoction of Miscellany - now in full color. It's just a few clicks away!

The New Century Dada Press brings the charisma and influence of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not an art movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Dada's post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, performance art, and lately, absinthe-crazed cocktail poetry. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, miscellaneous authors, and is the foundation of many New Century Dada works.

Here's what the critics are saying about Mug & Mali's OUCH! Cocktails & Poems So Bad They Hurt:

"This book is sure to appear in the country's leading landfills." - Ira Gurgitate, The Paid Reviewer.

"Another turbulent book by the authors of Wild Girls Gone Miscellaneous, Europe on 10 Bottles and Day, and World Classless Cocktails and Putrid Poetry. - Anita Drink, Retox Times.

"This is the best book I never read." - Eleanor Roosevelt.

"It's a real piece of work." - Isabelle Ringing, Slug Slime Times.

"We have been as bad an influence on the modern cocktail as anyone we can think of." - Mug & Mali, New Century Dada Press.

"The poems are unspeakable, the cocktail recipes undrinkable, and the whole thing is unmissable." - Rhoda Mule, The Poetry Pisco Pitcher.

"How do we get our money back?" - Liza Round, The Mai Tai Guzzler.

"...Infested with genuine literary calamity." - Emily Drinkinson.

"Join the party animals at the New Century Dada Press." - Vito Powers, The New Corker.

"If Mug & Mali aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Amelia Barfup, The Chicago Chugger.