Orville Oinksby Saves Humanity

Orville Oinksby, a quirky and bacon-obsessed Nebraskan, never imagined his passion for pork would lead to world peace. As the founder of the "We Love Bacon" club and a perennial winner of local bacon-cooking contests, Orville's life takes a hilariously absurd turn when he receives a "prophecy" from a fortune-telling pig named Sage Porksworth. Inspired, Orville launches a movement to make bacon the universal symbol of unity. From Nebraska to the world stage, Orville's bacon-fueled revolution gains improbable traction, converting vegetarians, vegans, countries with longstanding pork bans, and even religions. Meanwhile, the bumbling Food and Drug Administration (FDA) launches a series of farcical attempts to thwart him, inadvertently fueling his popularity. As Orville navigates bacon diplomacy and black-market smuggling, his vision transforms into a worldwide phenomenon: the World Bacon Coalition (WBC). Through wit, satire, and laugh-out-loud scenarios, Orville Oinksby Saves Humanity skewers bureaucracy, cultural divides, and humanity's knack for over-complication. When the WBC replaces traditional governments and declares World Bacon Day a global holiday, bacon unites nations under one crispy banner. This comedic tale is a sizzling tribute to the ridiculousness-and potential-of humanity.