One Man. One Squirrel. Zero Donuts.

He just wanted a donut. Instead, he declared war.

Harold Bloom's life is simple: wake up, survive work, and celebrate every Friday with a donut. But when a devious squirrel begins hijacking his morning routine-and his pastries-it triggers an all-out battle between man and rodent.

Armed with bagels, birdseed, and a daughter who's way smarter than him, Harold must reclaim his dignity (and maybe a Boston cream).

Packed with absurd humor, heartwarming chaos, and one extremely annoying squirrel, this totally true-ish tale will have you laughing, cringing, and maybe craving a donut.

Perfect for fans of offbeat family comedies