My Cat, the Penguin and a can of baked beans

"I woke up to claws in my face and a penguin in the park. Somewhere between tea, existential dread, and interspecies warfare, I lost the plot-and maybe my sanity."

A quiet morning descends into surreal madness when one man faces the wrath of a tuxedoed bird with a vendetta. Guided (and judged) by his feral cat and a tin of baked beans that may or may not be divine, he must survive a town devoid of life, armed penguins, and his own daydreams-which seem to be gaining sentience.

My Cat, the Penguin, and a Can of Baked Beans is a delightfully absurd tale of chaos, caffeine, and cosmic indigestion. It's a story for anyone who's ever wondered if their pet is plotting against them-or if the apocalypse might arrive feathered and well-dressed.