Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be A-Holes

'Honest, raw, and hilarious. A must-read for parents who want their kids to grow up to be decent human beings.' -Jill Smokler, New York Times-bestselling authorDo you ever feel like you're failing miserably at parenting? Do your kids keep acting like douchenuggets no matter what you do? Then this book is for you. From the creator of Baby Sideburns and I Heart My Little A-Holes (and the creator of two kids who once were little a-holes but are slowly turning into awesome human beings), Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes is a hilariously honest parenting guide written by a regular mom who doesn't always know WTF she's doing. Just like you. Featuring side-splittingly funny pictures, stories, and chapters like:- You Are Not Your Kiddo's Servant?- Picasso's Mom Didn't Tell Him to Draw the Eyes in the Right Place- Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones But Words Will Cost Thousands in Therapy- If They Say 'I Hate You,' Then You're Probably Doing It RightMamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes will make you laugh, cry, laugh until you cry, and feel like you're having coffee (and a little sumpin' in it) with a best friend who has some of the answers to THE hardest job on earth: parenting. And maybe, just maybe, it might help you get the a-hole out of your kids**not a guarantee'With laugh-out-loud humor, refreshing practicality, and a glorious potty mouth, Alpert once again delivers the essential read for all of us navigating modern motherhood.' Leslie Anne Bruce, New York Times bestselling author