How to Con Friends and Manipulate People

A book that highlights the dangers posed by the world's toxic, psychopathic leaders in the way they hate most: by satirising them.

How to Con Friends and Manipulate People takes the form of a spoof self-help/business book written by a psychopath, offering guidance to the 'unlucky 99%' on how to 'fake it 'til you make it' in today's dog-eat-dog, anti-woke world. It is as funny as it is outrageous, using humour to satirise the Machiavellian types who have come to dominate the political and corporate worlds of the twenty-first century.

Including 'lessons' like He Who Masturbates, Hesitates and Don't Be Dissing The Ass That Needs Kissing, it's a witty, gifty, utter spoof on the classic personal development book - perhaps exactly the type of personal development book the world needs right now.