Life Before Facebook

This book is a collection of absolutely true short stories about the author's desire to subconsciously ruin his life by making mistake after mistake. The man keeps making errors when the right choices are often so blatantly obvious to any sane, rational thinking or otherwise normal person on planet Earth. The pursuit of good drugs, raunchy sex, alcohol, butt loads of money and dangerous fun times converge in the most bizarre ways while disobeying every law a morally sound person can fathom.