Lavendar Is Purple

So, have you ever picked up a book and just thought, "Wow! Now that's a book that so much time and effort went into writing! That author must be so good at writing things! I must read this book!"

Yeah, this probably isn't that book. I'll be honest, this book is a present to my best friend on his bucks night, and I hope he finds it as hilarious as I did writing it.

This book is my side of the longest-running fight between my best friend and myself. I put literal weeks into writing this. You see, we all had a challenge for the bucks night. Bring a gift that was the stupidest thing you're willing to spend a lot of time on. What was I willing to spend a lot of time on? Why, pity squabbling and stupid arguments, of course!

After reading this on his bucks night, Ash (And the other members of the bucks party as well as a few others I let read it) all insisted that I publish it, so, here we are.

However, I hope you all find this funny, and I hope you'll get to see the side of Ash that I do. He's an awesome guy, and I know he'll make an awesome husband.

And Zoie, if you are reading this, always remember. I'm right, and he's wrong. You're with a man who thinks Lavender is blue and I've now got written proof to prove it! And yes, it's still written proof if I wrote it. If Ash wants to write a rebuttal, I'll be waiting to read it.

And Ash... I win the argument now, forever. So *pokes tongue out at you*