John Law's Ticketbook!

Have you ever encountered a friend or a stranger, who was rude, thoughtless, self-obsessed or just a pain in the ass? If so, we have just the ticket for your salvation. Click on the cover and Look Inside This Book to see the tickets, each one replete a litany of written remarks setting forth your complaint. Simply put a checkmark in the box alongside the appropriate remark(s). Below the litany of remarks is a spot where you can also write a narrative specifically describing your complaint. Then, the last half of the book is a bonus section with a different ticket you can issue to those selfish folks who park unlawfully in a handicapped only spot. It features a distinctive Handicapped Parking Emblem. So next time someone violate the social contract: Namely, edge takers, chiselers, parking space stealers, road ragers, bad drivers, snippy fast food workers, bad bosses, line jumpers, a doctor who kept you waiting too long or the rude cop who just gave you a traffic ticket write them a ticket, Write them a ticket. Truth be told, once you have written a ticket you don't have to serve it. A valid and wise alternative would be to simply crumple it up and throw it away. This for the simple reason that writing a ticket is an effective way to vent anger and to provide catharsis. Is there any need to actually serve it. In the alternative, if someone is kind, or a waitress gives good service, write them a ticket, applaud their humanity.