I'll Never Have Sex with You Again!

FORGET EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT CHILDBIRTH. THIS IS REALITY, WITH BELLY LAUGHS.

"I'll Never Have Sex with You Again " chronicles birthin' babies like nothing ever before. Told by moms, dads, OB/GYNS, labor nurses and the people next door, its stories give new meaning to the phrase "up close and personal." And many celebrities -- from Nikki Sixx to Faith Hill, Lucy Lawless to Phyllis Diller, Erin Brockovich to Peggy Noonan -- let down their guard and prove that the delivery room is definitely a no-spin zone. Read all about

The birthing mom who watches helplessly as a sexy labor nurse tries to seduce her husband.

The mother-in-law/M.D. wanna-be who seizes the forceps and orders the doctor to get the show on the road

The new dad who suffers a concussion during a crib-assembly mishap and first glimpses his infant as he's being wheeled into the emergency room.

The woman who had to be knocked out cold by a baseball to discover she was pregnant.

The dad who misses his daughter's birth when he runs home to change into a suit and tie.

The woman in labor who discovers an old flame will administer her epidural, and opts to tough it out -- sans anesthesia

Heartwarming and hilarious, these 100-plus stories will thrill moms, mothers-to-be or anyone even thinking about having a baby.