If He Only Had a Brain: A Collection of Opinion Pieces on the Worst US President EVER

It is actually quite serious, this collection of opinion pieces on the worst US president ever. But the constant stream of absurdities coming from the White House is acting just like a tornado, which transported us all to the Magical Land of Us . . . and so we thought that the imagery of The Wizard of Oz was just the thing! 

In this magical Land of Us, the Winged Monkeys have elected the Brainless Scarecrow as our President. Even though he has a cunning way of predicting the path of hurricanes using a sharpie—a pretty valuable power in this magical land—he simply doesn’t have the right stuff to be president, because, to state the obvious . . . he doesn’t have a brain.

Now it is up to the Wizards for the Rule of Law to do all they can to avoid another presidential turn for the Brainless Scarecrow, and to convince all the Cowardly Republican Lions, the Winged Monkeys and all the Munchkins in the Land of Us not to vote for him in the next 2020 elections . . .

Our hope is that you’ll find illuminating these opinion pieces. Kidding aside, we all want to go back to “the place that we used to call home.”

 

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Chris Truax is the author of these opinion pieces, which appeared in various publications. Chris Truax is an appellate lawyer in California and sits on the legal advisory board for Republicans for the Rule of Law.