I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...

The New York Times bestselling authors of Nice Is Just a Place in France and When's Happy Hour? and creators of the online humor and advice phenomenon Betches.com and Instagram account @Betches explain the brutal truths of how to date like a true betch, with insights from the Head Pro.In the age of Tinder, Hinge, or any other dating app that matches you with randos, the dating game has grown complex and confusing. Cue the Betchesfirst, we helped you win at basically everything, and now were going to help you win the most important battle a betch can face: dating. Maybe youre a Delusional Dater who needs to get in touch with reality (seriously, hes just NOT that f***ing into you) or perhaps youre a TGF who needs to stop being so desperate and start playing the game. Or maybe youre just tired of swiping left and ready for the pro of your dreams to put a 15-karat diamond ring on it so you can stop pretending to do work. Either way, weve got you covered. So put away the Ben & Jerrys fro-yo (just because its low fat doesnt mean its okay to eat the whole tub) and start dating like a winner.