How to be a Bogus Doctor

All the information you need to set yourself up as a top doc without having to waste years of studying over big, unnecessarily complicated books and actual dead corpses. Have you ever dreamed of becoming a doctor? Of course you have, are you too stupid and lazy to go through the arduous training? Of course you are. This book is the answer to your prayers. Brilliant doctors Adam Kay and Stanley Tedson have distilled their many years of training into the very essence of what it takes to be a doctor - a big desk; an MRI scanner (made out of a washing machine and two lilos) and of course the stock responses and impressions of legitimate treatments for every kind of malady known to man. Not only are both authors qualified doctors but Adam Kay is also one half of The Amateur Transplants. As such he spends much of his time writing and performing extremely rude and outrageously funny songs and stand up.