Heaven Help Us

Imagine a world where humour and imminent planetary destruction go hand in hand. Where technology is rapidly becoming the new 'God' worshipped by humanity. Where falling numbers of believers is threatening the very existence of Heaven, Hell, and Earth. Imagine a sneaky plan, hatched by the Big Man himself, to pull humanity back from the brink of destruction. A plan that involves a powerful crystal known as The Eye of God. Created in Heaven and housed in a secret room in the Vatican. Its job? To tell us what to do if the balance of power between Heaven, Hell and Earth is ever threatened. Well...The Eye just started talking. Sort of. And the threat just became real. Its name is Homer, a large sentient asteroid. Its job? To collide with Earth. As quickly as possible. Enter a crack team from Heaven, Hell, and Earth. Their job? To stop Homer, save everything and everyone. In 147 days. No wait, make that 30 days. Or maybe less... So, no pressure then. Heaven Help Us...