Grunts in morsecode

Congratulations, Dad. You've entered the teenage trenches-where eye rolls are a language, Wi-Fi is a human right, and socks are both weapon and mystery.

This laugh-out-loud collection captures the chaos, confusion, and reluctant affection of raising a teenage boy. From "privacy" meltdowns over closed doors to silent standoffs at dinner, He Grunted in Morse Code is your unofficial survival guide-equal parts comedy, commentary, and commiseration.

Perfect for dads who don't need advice-they need solidarity. And maybe Febreze.