God, Are You Kidding Me?

Some might call this a life of adventure- losing your skis going off a two story jump and not dying, inhaling chlorine gas and not dying, getting shocked by 220 volts and not dying, wrecking your mother's car and then having to deal with a bear, being stranded in the middle of a stream with the water rising around your car or getting shot while riding your motorcycle. It all happened over a lifetime.

These true stories are things that happened to an Attention Deficit Disorder adult while living an otherwise average life. It started by growing up on a farm, going to college, then becoming a ski bum and last but not least a married man.

Most of these misadventures I would not want to live through again however they make for good stories. I want to thank my dog, Prince for dealing with the bear and my friends who stood by me, even after what I put some of them through. And I thank God who has a rich sense of humor- he keeps me around because I make him laugh.