Fuhgeddaboutit

Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster is the definitive guide on how to be a twenty-first-century made man. With easy-to-read step-by-step instructions, Fuhgeddaboutit reveals a unique way of living and a unique way of dying -- usually involving an icepick and duct tape. In Fuhgeddaboutit, you will learn... The three most common uses for toothpicks: 'dental hygiene, stabbing and storing gum during sex.' All about honeymoons: 'Every couple should honeymoon somewhere completely foreign and exotic for two weeks. Like South Jersey.' To protect yourself at all times: use a condom and a bulletproof vest. The main difference between a Jewish mobster and an Italian mobster: a foreskin. From the mobster's 'Code of Conduct' to 'Five Ways to Pass the Time in Jail' and even a chapter called 'Minestrone for the Mob Soul,' Fuhgeddaboutit is a must buy for both the serious mob professional and fans of this special way of life. And we use the words 'must buy' in the strictest sense.