Extreme Makeover: Apocalypse Edition

Darkly humorous satire about a hand lotion that can overwrite your DNA-from the New York Times-bestselling author of I Am Not a Serial Killer.Lyle Fontanelle is the chief scientist for NewYew, a health and beauty company experimenting with a new, anti-aging hand lotion. As more and more anomalies crop up in testing, Lyle realizes that the lotion's formula has somehow gone horribly wrong. It is actively overwriting the DNA of anyone who uses it, turning them into physical clones of someone else. Lyle wants to destroy the formula, but NewYew thinks it might be the greatest beauty product ever designed-and the world's governments think it's the greatest weapon.New York Times-bestselling author Dan Wells brings us a gripping corporate satire about a health and beauty company that could destroy the world in Extreme Makeover.'Reminiscent of Vonnegut at his most subtly biting, Wells's novel should find favor with speculative and mainstream readers alike.' -Publishers Weekly'Dan Wells is an edgy, insightful, and always entertaining writer. Hold on, because you never know where his imagination is going to take you.' -Kevin J. Anderson, New York Times-bestselling author'A chillingly brilliant look at a future that is simultaneously ridiculous and plausible.' -Mira Grant, New York Times-bestselling author