Emperor Pissed

He was exiled. He was insulted. Now he's pissed.

Meet Percy: a short-tempered emperor penguin with delusions of grandeur, a vocabulary that could peel paint off an iceberg, and a dream of ruling the South Pole-with violence, vengeance, and unapologetic sarcasm.

After getting booted from his colony for flipper-based misconduct and general rage issues, Percy stumbles into the under-ice criminal underworld. What follows is a riotous rise through penguin slap-fights, seal mafia showdowns, and emotionally unstable puffins-with Percy building an empire of ice, fish, and fury.

Perfect for fans of irreverent humor, talking animals with attitude, and satirical crime fiction.

Emperor Pissed is a foul-mouthed, feather-ruffling, penguin-powered descent into madness-and you'll love every profane, fish-slinging minute of it.