Dragons Fall Hard

Talk about things not going as planned... Welcome to my world.

All I wanted was to receive my One True Gift, find my Mate, and live happily ever after. Is that too much to ask? I think not. After all, it's my two-hundredth birthday, and there's not even one slice of cake on this blasted mountaintop.

But as momma said, 'All the planning in the world can't beat dumb luck.'

So, instead of a party and champagne, I got a trip to Hell without directions, a fight with a notorious, legendary pussycat who wanted to rule the world, and kitty scratches in places I didn't know existed.

Being almost immortal isn't what it's cracked up to be. Trust me. I wouldn't lie to you.

Now, I have to save not only Ollie - the most annoying Familiar in the world - from the maniacal mouser hellbent on world domination and her manic mishmash of misfits, but also the man, the Dragon, the Universe made for me. There is not enough coffee or chocolate in the world, but that doesn't matter.

Sometimes a Witch has to do what a Witch has to do.

It's time to shove my well-rounded booty in my yoga pants, straighten my messy bun and show the inhabitants of the UnhappilyNeverAfter what a Brown Family Witch is made of.

So, buckle up, my Buttercups. My name's Davina Elizabeth Brown, and I'm gonna save the day.