Doctor Frownyface's Spooky Word List To Impress People With At Parties, Bars, Or Orgies* (*That Is Absolutely Not A Clever Form Of Subliminal Mind Control)

Are you a curious information sponge who consumes tons of creepy horror-themed vocabulary books, in order to display your intellectual superiority to others, especially those in which you have a sexual interest? Are you easily susceptible to mind control techniques and subliminal messages, perhaps casually disguised as a spooky word list? And are you ready to learn, expand your intelligence, and unlock your brain's full spooky potential?

PREPARE FOR FEAR-INDUCINGLY WEIRD WORDS, LIKE... Bloodsucking, Ghost, Scourge, Ferocious, Neurotoxin, Chateau, Witch, Paranoia, Asphyxiate, Monstrosity, Wormwood, Tendons, Candelabra, Headless, Coffin, Jellied, Werewolf, Tombstone, Beastly, Kneecap, Eviscerated... AND MANY, MANY MORE!

THE PERFECT HORROR TERMINOLOGY DESK REFERENCE FOR:

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WARNING: This book contains a list of over 6,500 scary words, alphabetically arranged for easy access and pleasurable perusal.