Die Alan Die

An ex-girlfriend from another dimension travels to Alan's door - and she wants him dead Alan always had a snappy come back for any woman who dumped him. "In another dimension, you and I live happily ever after." He didn't really believe it, of course. Who would? That changed when an ex-girlfriend from another dimension showed up with a laser gun, ready to kill him. With the help of another world-jumping ex, Alan seeks help from Miller, the eccentric who gave him his comeback line. Miller knows the secret to interdimensional travel, but can anything save them from the dangers of the multi-verse? Doppelgangers, dragons, hyper-intelligent beavers, and Thelma Todd. They all play a role in this world-jumping, interdimensional tale of love and revenge. If you ever wondered what your life was like in another dimension, this book will curb your curiosity