Connor Jones

con man - n informal More formal term: confidence man a person who swindles another by means of a confidence trick I'm not exactly sure how to categorize what I do for a living. Hell, that's not true. I'm a con man. But not just any con man. I only go after the wealthy. That's not entirely true either. My 'marks' are godless people. Those monsters that prey on the weak and vulnerable. After a successful 'job', a portion of the proceeds goes into an account in order to draw salaries, pay overhead and fund future endeavors. Just like any business enterprise. The rest is distributed to those that are less fortunate. Poor people. My father was an extremely successful international con man who was murdered by the son of his arch nemisis in a car explosion. My mother is a great beauty devoted to humane causes. As a result, my shrink says that I suffer from a skewed moral perspective. In lay terms, my doctor claims that I have a Robin Hood Complex.