But Seriously, Who Knew?

CANCER IS CANCER. CHEMO IS CHEMO. RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT MEL THOUGHT BEFORE

SHE RECEIVED HER DIAGNOSIS. BUT SHE QUICKLY FOUND OUT SHE HAD A LOT TO

LEARN! FROM BIRD POO TO SHINGLES, AUNT SALLY TO A BURNT BOOB, AND TOO

MANY OTHER 'SPECIAL JOYS' TO MENTION: WHO KNEW? EVERYONE'S CANCER STORY

IS DIFFERENT: NOT WORSE, NOT BETTER, JUST DIFFERENT. MEL LETS US IN ON HER

OWN UNIQUE STORY OF CANCER, OTHER ILLNESSES, AND GENERAL LIFE CHAOS WITH

SOME INAPPROPRIATE HUMOUR AND A TOUCH OF SWEARING.



"I think people who have been diagnosed with cancer, or their loved ones,

will find this book incredibly helpful in terms of navigating the emotional

and medical/physical side of things. I love the way you can make tragedy

funny, which is incredibly difficult. This has the potential to be an incredibly

depressing book, but somehow it isn't because you wrote it.' AD

It goes without saying the story. is amazing. I love the stream of

consciousness style in which it is written." CG



MELANIE GREEN IS A MOTHER OF TWO FROM SUFFOLK WHOSE

LIFE WAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN WHEN SHE RECEIVED HER

CANCER DIAGNOSIS IN 2018. BECAUSE OF THIS, SHE QUIT

HER JOB AND IS NOW LIVING LIFE TO THE FULL WITH HER

HUSBAND, BIG G: TRAVELLING THE WORLD AND WRITING

BOOK NUMBER TWO!



"Love it. Funny, self-aware, empathic, informative, warm." DFR



"How you have suffered knock back after knock back and then bounced

back time after time is nothing short of amazing. My eyes leaked a couple

of times and ( also laughed. Quite a few times actually as | also love

inappropriate humour. What a story." JV