Bergdorf Goodman

How do you stay on top? How do you lose weight? How do you meet a new love? How do you have fun?

Andy Brown knows, and he's not telling.

When he collapses with a heart attack at Bergdorf Goodman's perfume counter, Andy becomes a local celebrity who learns how to rewrite his life story.

The Cast of Characters:

Andy Brown, 52 years old, lives at Amsterdam Avenue and 69th Street, in the same 6th Floor apartment he bought for his new wife more than 25 years back. He takes Enalapril for his blood pressure and has his eye on a gold signet ring that he plans on buying for his own birthday present.

His ex-wife Tanya in L.A., his myopic daughter Chloé, and his famous mother Nanette compete for Andy's attention, while his colleagues Faith Reynolds and Ryker Mueller jostle for clients. On the sidelines are NYCB musicians Paunchy Pete, flute; Skinny Tommy Vickery, percussion; and Shannon Shriver (no relative to Eunice or Sargent), trumpet.